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The I Rock at Sticker is great for Teachers, Substitues, Sub-Substitutes, Principals, Principles, Kings, Queens, Fathers, Mothers, Children of the Corn, Friends, Fake Friends, Normal people, Abnormal people, and even for people who shop at Hollister Religiously. |
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For YOU! It is meant for you to give someone that deserves a high-5 that lasts a lifetime. You will make more friends than ever before, and people may just throw money at you too...
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Created by cavemen in 3987 BC, when celebrating the discovery of fire.
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Established by the decree of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet on August 1, 1939.
Often given to pupils by instructors as a golden sticker even to this day.
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Believed to have been created by Glenn Burke of the Los Angeles Lakers in the late 1970s.
In a moment of celebration, they slapped together the first appendages they could find.
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Created to help dislodge objects from choking victims, but discouraged in 1982
because it was found to cause the choking victim to choke more.
Today, the back slap is used by annoying uncles and coworkers alike.
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Designed in 2009 to be the best form of congratulatory celebration, for any occasion, ever invented, ever. |
*Note: All historical information is mostly made up, or taken from Wikipedia, which is mostly made up anyway.
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